Dear Middle Aged Woman With No Teeth in the Walgreens Parking Lot,

Today I encountered your extreme rudeness in public while returning a Redbox movie and bit my tongue as to not be rude back. However this is my reply to you for screaming at me in front of roughly 4-5 strangers while spitting all over my feet.
Yes ma’am, I did leave my two year old in the car while I returned two movies. Yes, the car was running and yes, he did indeed have food in his lap. However, you FAILED to notice or take into account that the Redbox machine was directly in front of MY car, and not once was my son out of my line of sight or more than 5-6 feet away from me.
Now … If I had run inside the building, and done all of the above you would have had plenty of reason to scream and yell; hell call the cops if you’d like, but I didn’t do anything wrong here and therefore didn’t deserve your vulgar outburst.
In normal circumstances I would have asked for an apology, however I feel that you would be incapable of giving one, never mind understand why you were expected to give one, so I’m just going to forget that this happened. And incase you were unaware there are good parents in the world who have a hard enough time doing right by their kids and families without the ridicule of you.

Sincerely,

One Friggen Awesome Mom